A man was walking down the road with a penguin.
A passing policeman said “hey you take that penguin to the zoo immediately”.
The next day the policeman saw the same man with the penguin again.
” I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo sir” said the policeman.
” He did, and we really enjoyed it” replied the penguin “and today its my turn. I am going to take him to the cinema”.